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Not A Turkey Disguise Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt
Not A Turkey Disguise Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt
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A sweating, side-eyeing turkey hides in plain sight behind fake-nose-and-mustache glasses under a bold NOT A TURKEY headline. A funny Thanksgiving shirt for family dinners, turkey trots, and anyone who would rather skip the main course.
Cozy unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt in soft cotton-poly fleece with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Printed on demand in Black, Navy, Charcoal, and Dark Heather, sizes S-3XL.
Prefer a tee? See the Not A Turkey Disguise Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Shirt.
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Find your fit
Choose your color and size above, then compare measurements in our Gildan 18000 sweatshirt size chart. Fleece is cut roomier than our T-shirts, so check the chest and width before sizing up.
Each sweatshirt is made to order. See shipping and returns for production and delivery information.
Browse more funny sweatshirts and hoodies, or the full T-shirt range.
Sweatshirt Size Chart
Every TeeBreezy sweatshirt is printed on the Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck: a midweight cotton-poly fleece with ribbed cuffs and waistband and a classic, roomy fit.
| Size | Fits chest | Sweatshirt width | Sweatshirt length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38-41 in 97-104 cm |
20 in 51 cm |
27 in 69 cm |
33.5 in 85 cm |
| M | 42-45 in 107-114 cm |
22 in 56 cm |
28 in 71 cm |
34.5 in 88 cm |
| L | 46-49 in 117-124 cm |
24 in 61 cm |
29 in 74 cm |
35.5 in 90 cm |
| XL | 50-53 in 127-135 cm |
26 in 66 cm |
30 in 76 cm |
36.5 in 93 cm |
| 2XL | 54-57 in 137-145 cm |
28 in 71 cm |
31 in 79 cm |
37.5 in 95 cm |
| 3XL | 58-61 in 147-155 cm |
30 in 76 cm |
32 in 81 cm |
38.5 in 98 cm |
How to measure
- Fits chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.
- Sweatshirt width: lay a sweatshirt flat and measure straight across, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Sweatshirt length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the ribbed waistband.
- Sleeve length: measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
Tip: lay your favorite sweatshirt flat and compare it with the width and length above. Measurements are provided by the manufacturer (Gildan 18000) and may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Looking for a different garment? See the T-shirt size chart or the hoodie size chart.
Questions about fit? Contact us before ordering. Because every sweatshirt is made to order, exchanges for size may be limited (see Shipping & Returns).