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Guest Not Dinner Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Hoodie
Guest Not Dinner Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Hoodie
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A defiant turkey claims a seat in a wooden dining chair, napkin tucked under its chin, under a bold GUEST, NOT DINNER headline. A Thanksgiving gag for big-family dinners and anyone skipping the turkey.
Warm unisex Gildan 18500 heavy blend hoodie with a lined hood and front pouch pocket. Printed on demand in Black, Navy, Charcoal, and Dark Heather, sizes S-3XL.
Prefer a tee? See the Guest Not Dinner Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Shirt.
More like this: funny Thanksgiving shirts, funny Thanksgiving fleece, funny Friendsgiving shirts, funny bird shirts and funny lazy & nap shirts.
Find your fit
Choose your color and size above, then compare measurements in our Gildan 18500 hoodie size chart. Fleece is cut roomier than our T-shirts, so check the chest and width before sizing up.
Each hoodie is made to order. See shipping and returns for production and delivery information.
Browse more funny sweatshirts and hoodies, or the full T-shirt range.
Same design, also available as a T-shirt or sweatshirt.
Hoodie Size Chart
Every TeeBreezy hoodie is printed on the Gildan 18500 unisex heavy blend hoodie: cotton-poly fleece with a lined hood, front pouch pocket, and a classic, roomy fit.
| Size | Fits chest | Hoodie width | Hoodie length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38-41 in 97-104 cm |
20 in 51 cm |
27 in 69 cm |
33.5 in 85 cm |
| M | 42-45 in 107-114 cm |
22 in 56 cm |
28 in 71 cm |
34.5 in 88 cm |
| L | 46-49 in 117-124 cm |
24 in 61 cm |
29 in 74 cm |
35.5 in 90 cm |
| XL | 50-53 in 127-135 cm |
26 in 66 cm |
30 in 76 cm |
36.5 in 93 cm |
| 2XL | 54-57 in 137-145 cm |
28 in 71 cm |
31 in 79 cm |
37.5 in 95 cm |
| 3XL | 58-61 in 147-155 cm |
30 in 76 cm |
32 in 81 cm |
38.5 in 98 cm |
How to measure
- Fits chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.
- Hoodie width: lay a hoodie flat and measure straight across, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Hoodie length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the ribbed waistband.
- Sleeve length: measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
Tip: lay your favorite hoodie flat and compare it with the width and length above. Measurements are provided by the manufacturer (Gildan 18500) and may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Looking for a different garment? See the T-shirt size chart or the sweatshirt size chart.
Questions about fit? Contact us before ordering. Because every hoodie is made to order, exchanges for size may be limited (see Shipping & Returns).