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Do Not Open Armadillo Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
Do Not Open Armadillo Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
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An armadillo has rolled itself into a tight ball and been tied up with a red ribbon and bow like a present, peeking out under a bold DO NOT OPEN headline. For introverts planning to stay wrapped up this Christmas.
Cozy unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt in soft cotton-poly fleece with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Printed on demand in Black, Navy, Charcoal, and Dark Heather, sizes S-3XL.
Prefer a tee? See the Do Not Open Armadillo Funny Christmas Shirt.
Find your fit
Choose your color and size above, then compare measurements in our unisex T-shirt size chart.
Each shirt is made to order. See shipping and returns for production and delivery information.
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Size Chart
All TeeBreezy shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, lightweight, with a relaxed retail fit.
| Size | Fits chest | Shirt width | Shirt length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 in 86-94 cm |
18 in 46 cm |
28 in 71 cm |
| M | 38-41 in 97-104 cm |
20 in 51 cm |
29 in 74 cm |
| L | 42-45 in 107-114 cm |
22 in 56 cm |
30 in 76 cm |
| XL | 46-49 in 117-124 cm |
24 in 61 cm |
31 in 79 cm |
| 2XL | 50-53 in 127-135 cm |
26 in 66 cm |
32 in 81 cm |
| 3XL | 54-57 in 137-145 cm |
28 in 71 cm |
33 in 84 cm |
How to measure
- Fits chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.
- Shirt width: lay a shirt flat and measure straight across, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Shirt length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Tip: lay your favorite t-shirt flat and compare it with the shirt width and length above. Measurements are provided by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Questions about fit? Contact us before ordering. Because every shirt is made to order, exchanges for size may be limited (see Shipping & Returns).